fuck hallows eve.

so this picture is from the other day when i went to the bangor police department. i think this thing is pretty much the coolest. i kinda want to see someone being hauled around in it.

this is part of my outfit today. two pairs of jammy pants and two pairs of socks.
it was colder in my bedroom than it was outside.

this is what i accomplished today.

look what i found today while unpacking my crap.

all the dust and other various allergens gave me hives.


so today is halloweenie.
i hate halloweenie.
its lame.
i didnt want to go to the bars tonight so you know what i did instead?
i watched a movie with my mama.
it wasnt even a scary one.
we watched surf wise.
alison had posted about watching it and i went to the website and checked it out and it seemed awesome so i looked on netflix and i could stream it so...
ta da... thats what we did.
if you want to go check out the site you can go here...
http://www.surfwisefilm.com/
they show you all kinds of clips.
it was really good.
now i am going to stream some l word and go to bed.

loves.
ames.

mrs. m 2 the r 2 the a 2 the z.

i found my dream husband.

i am going to go live with him on his avacado farm.

i think i could be ok with the raw food diet as long as he sang to me everyday...

loves.

sunshine.

so i dont have any pictures to share today. i had a kinda annoying day. i was supposed to go to sopo and go to smcc to try to figure out whats going on with them. they are being slow about getting back to me so i figured i would go down there and bug them...
and i was thinking i would get some coffee and breakfast at 158 since i would be right there.
and then i was also thinking that i would hang out with kiera for a bit since she is right there too.
well i was looking around for my wallet and i couldnt find it.
so i went out to my car and i still couldnt find it.
well i had gotten a call on monday from the board of pesticides because someone had found my wallet and had called them in an effort to find me...
i was convinced that i hadnt lost my wallet and they must have found this other thing i have that just holds cards. well when i couldnt find my wallet i kinda had this aha moment.
they really did have my wallet.
so i decided that maybe i should call that woman back and see where it was.
bangor police department.
apparently when i stopped to get gas on the way back from bringing ron back to school i left it in the bathroom.
im retarded.
so instead of driving to portland today i had to go to bangor.
again.
i at least got to see ron again.... and we watched 4 episodes of malcom in the middle. i love that show.
then i came home and worked on my room a little. mama and i washed the walls and the floor. and then we brought my bed up there. it is starting to look like a room that i wouldnt mind sleeping in. i should have taken pictures to show what we accomplished today. hmmmm... maybe i will do that tomorrow.
i have this nifty video to share. i had found it so i could share it with jon because i think it is a song he had referenced earlier when we were talking.
i think i think
if its not then its still a cool video.



i think i am going to go snuggle in my bed now. my nose is cold and i stayed up way to late last night. i need to start going to bed earlier again so that it isnt so awful when i have to work at 630 am.

loves.
ames.

farm freshness.

alright so are you ready for some ridiculousness? today i was outside the post office getting ready to mail jon his super sweet package when i notice a headline on the newspaper that says something about "animals fate hangs in the balance" of course that gets my attention and i walk over to it. i pull on the handle of the newspaper machine out of habit to see if maybe its my lucky day and sure enough it is. it opens without me putting any money in. i take a paper home with me, read the lame article about some lady who had 44 dogs 3 cats and a bird taken away from her because she is crazy and not taking good care of them. then i go on to scan the headlines in the rest of the paper and i come across this mess.

possible snow showers tomorrow. are you fucking kidding me.
at least its only a 20% chance...
after the post office i decided to go to dis-gusta to see brian at the tattoo shop. he was just hanging out drawing so i hung out there for a while and bugged him. he caught me up on all the gossip and reminded me why i like him. he is funny as shit. we hung out for a couple of hours and then i came back to the farm. i did a little cleaning...
this is my bedroom.

i took all the crap out of there today so i can clean it and start to put my room together before carrie gets here this weekend and i have to get out of her room...
i didnt however get rid of that weird deer skull. i will be hanging that on the wall asap.

after some cleaning the rain had stopped so i went out and saw the aminals. i went into the chicken coop and realized that the eggs needed to be brought in wicked bad. i also found some rad feathers for alison.

i washed all the eggs... look at how friggin many of them there were!

for dinner we had ham from one of my mamas pigs and scott went and pulled some carrots out of the ground... how rad is that. i ate carrots fresh from the ground. they were extra good.

i washed them while enjoying my pbr. we got a 30 rack at sams for 15 bucks... my mom was cracking jokes at me about me being a redneck.

one of the carrots had legs and a belly button.

i also cut some straw flowers that my mom grew for a craft project she wants to do.

i took about a million pictures of them because they were really pretty.

then i was messing around with my mamas camera because i want to start using it so i can actually see what i am taking pictures of and she had all these cool pictures on her memory card.
this is some awesome chicken crowing.

this is some awesome pheasant thing that isnt here anymore. i never met him so i dont know what the story is.

this is from when ruby got sheared. poor thing. look at how scared her little eye looks.

this is a sunflower picture. i ♥ sunflowers.

i think this picture is really funny. it looks like kitty is either kissing my mama on the cheek or telling her a secret.

and this is my favorite picture that i found. its nik and evan eating pumpkins. i miss those boys.
they were really great.

the only other thing i did today was call doug at goodall. i got my job back there. yay for me. they made me feel pretty awesome. i guess they arent hiring but they talked about it and they are going to make a position for me because i am a good pruner and they need not only my help but they want me to help train some of the other guys. i rule. also i think they are trying to trick me into plowing snow. i really dont want to plow snow. i might do it between now and school but i am not really excited about driving there in the middle of a snow storm and i am really not excited about plowing snow while i am trying to go to school. i did it last winter and it was miserable. there would be days that it was snowing and i had to plow and school wasnt canceled so i would either have to skip school to plow or i would be out all night plowing and then have to go to school. there were literally days that i was running on no sleep and was so exhausted that i had to stand in the back of the classroom because if i were to stay sitting in my seat i would have fallen asleep. it was rough and i really dont want to do it again. i am really hoping that i dont have to work while i am in school. i would like to get rid of my car. that would make my life so way easier.
way easier.
we will see what happens i guess. maybe kasey and mike will take over my payments. that would be rad.
this is turning into a super long post so i am going to cut it out now. i am going to go to smcc tomorrow to harass them since they arent calling me back. i am trying to get re-enrolled there and get into the dorms. wish me luck. i think i might need it.

loves.
ames.

i kicked his ass right out of the house.

so i was in the house for about 4 minutes before the craziness began... i heard a loud scratching noise coming from a door in the livingroom. of course i had to check it out so i went into the hall that is on the other side of the door. im looking all over the place trying to figure out what was scratching and where the hell it went... im about to give up and i turn around to walk back down the hall and there stands the culprit frozen thinking maybe if he doesnt move i wont see him...
so i put a pot over him...

then i slide some cardboard under the pot and drive a mile up the street...
any guesses who is in the pot?

a naughty squirrel that has been tearing up the upstairs of my mamas house.

i literally had to dump him out of the pot and he still just stood there staring at me.

i took advantage of him being scared stiff and pet him.

then i came back to the house and played with baby bert.

he is so handsome. i love him already.

then i went to see kitty. she is crazy right now so i stayed on the outside of the fence.


then i wandered around and took pictures of some random shit around the farm.
like this sunflower.


and these peppers in the garden.


and then i spotted my poor bike parked outside...
im a little sad it was out there. it got a little rusty.


i decided to take it for a little ride. damn country roads and their big hills. im a little out of shape so i didnt go very far. it was fun as shit though.

so ya. i have been at the farm for approximately 2 hours and i am already bored. i called my old boss though to see about getting my job back. they are hiring but the voicemail that i got said that he is out of the office until monday of next week... hopefully he calls me before that. i think i am still going to go to the temp agency tomorrow. i need some money. i am super broke. i am supposed to have another check coming from tiger lawn care but that wont even get mailed until friday and i am not super confident that phil isnt going to mess around. i kinda have a bad feeling about it. im not sure why.
um ya so if the rest of my week is like today i would say you can expect to see a lot of pictures... i think i am going to go take a shower and clean the house a little. i have to wash my frying pan. i dont think my cholesterol is going to like me living here very much. i can already tell. the eggs are to hard for me to resist.
mmmm.
farm fresh eggs.

loves.

what a long weekend.

alright so here is goes. it has been a while since i have had a post this big but i think its going to be good...
this first one is a nasty factory i drove by on my way home from virginia.
ewww.

i got bored on the drive and took pictures of things. l
ike the toll ticket...


and myself...


any one know what this is?


only one of the best bridges in america.

this is my shit eating grin as i crossed the border.


this is me and my mama when i finally made it out to the farm.


the dogs were excited to see me too.


mama and scott put a new window in my bedroom. second floor on the left. thats the scene of the baby squirrel masacre. if you dont already know the story trust me when i tell you that you dont want to .

the view from my window.


the garden... its sad to see it like this knowing what is was like 2 months ago.


the guinea babies are gigantic.


this is kaseys ugly ugly chicken.


this is a super cute rooster that likes to hump the ladies.


i ♥ kicking leaves.


this is a nice bright yellow tree in my mamas yard.

this is bert.

i just met him for the first time.


we are going to be the best of friends.

i also hung out at katies house on westport island this weekend. she was working on a print making project for school. i was really jealous. i want to make prints too...


this is rons mamas dog. emma. she likes to drink cereal milk.


this is emmas stuffed hedgehog.


ron and i went to brunswick this afternoon. we went back to our old stomping grounds.
aka the playground at st. johns.


the swings are pretty much my favorite.
the dunkin coffee is not my favorite.


and as we all already know i have a thing for feet pictures.


we went to visit rick at my old apartment. it was really weird in there. there were still some signs of me...
literally.


the dr. bronners i left was still in the shower.
but i dont think anyone has washed themselves or the shower since i left.


and someone got thrown through the wall in my old bedroom.


if you ever want to feel like a scumbag smoke with a four year olds dad. luckily he was the cutest ever. we played a bunch.

and rick james was in the news paper.

so ya. i had a busy weekend... i pretty much havent stopped since i got here. i think i might sleep all day tomorrow and put off finding a job for tuesday.

loves.
ames.